Every morning a little old lady stepped onto her front porch, raised her arms to the sky, and Shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD!"
One day an atheist moves into the house next door. He became irritated at the little old lady. Every morning he'd step onto his front porch after her and yell: "THERE IS NO LORD!"
Time passed with the two of them carrying on this
way every day. One morning, in the middle of winter, the little old lady stepped onto her front porch and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD! Please Lord, I have no food and I am starving, provide for me, oh Lord!
The next morning she stepped out onto her porch and there were two huge bags of groceries sitting there.
"PRAISE THE LORD!" she cried out "HE HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES FOR ME!"
The atheist neighbor jumped out of the hedges and shouted:
"THERE IS NO LORD I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES!"
The little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD! HE HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES FOR ME AND THE DEVIL PAID FOR THEM
2007-10-09 17:12:14 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
athiest rules....
but nice joke *laughs* ^^
2007-10-09 17:19:45 · answer #1 · answered by lucifer 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A+
funny
2007-10-09 17:17:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it means the last line or story praise the lord he has provided the groceries and the devil whichh is the atheist has paid for them because how he{the atheist} said he'd bought them....
2007-10-10 12:39:34 · answer #3 · answered by Stephanie S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Goddess,
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT WAS HELL ARIOUS, sorry, had to put that in ;-)
ROFL - That old lady sure got the better of him - hahaha
Wait til I tell my wife, she'll love it. Don't worry, Goddess, I'll give you the credit - lol
I needed that laugh tonight.
Still ROFL - OMG
Old broads kill me - I love em, just like my grandma - wicked sense of humor!!!!!
lol - lol - lol - lol - lol
;-)
2007-10-09 17:32:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol pretty funny
2007-10-09 18:24:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but not super funny...
2007-10-09 17:16:34 · answer #6 · answered by Hana Kimi 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋