2007-10-09 14:31:11 · 11 answers · asked by throw_away_your_television_2 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
check out the one i posted:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AjkXeSB5A1Av0_vn5GdYgn_sy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071009190255AAsRx50
2007-10-09 15:15:41 · update #1
Ok My one got deleted due to violation lol
2007-10-10 00:42:04 · update #2
This guy came up to me in Barnes & Noble; I was in the spiritual section. I was sitting down so I asked if I was in his way, he said, "No, you're fine." Then said, "What are you looking at?" So I showed him and asked if he had recommendations. He said, "What I think you need is a good old rich man to take care of you... like me." He was at least 75.
2007-10-09 15:58:29 · answer #1 · answered by EmilyJune 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's a list of 'em:
http://bored.com/pickuphelp/index.htm
Most funny ever:
Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather
Girl: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together.
2007-10-09 22:57:40 · answer #2 · answered by Belle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you from Tennessee.. because you are the only 10 I see..
2007-10-10 00:40:09 · answer #3 · answered by LIEUTENANT K STAR!!!! 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I really havent heard any at least none that were directed to me.
2007-10-10 23:29:38 · answer #4 · answered by donielle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the worst pick up line i have heard, my brother in law used to use it to try and get girls:" I HAVE LOST MY PHONE NUMBER CAN I HAVE YOURS?????" I used to laugh at him cause he never got numbers just slaps...
2007-10-09 22:02:00 · answer #5 · answered by THE UK WILDCAT FAMILY 10 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So how much do you weigh? Then I could tell if I could pick you up.
2007-10-11 13:40:59 · answer #6 · answered by howard.gilman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" I saved a girl from getting raped in the parking lot last night."
"really how?!"
"I couldnt catch her!"
2007-10-09 22:01:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
is that a keg in your pocket? cause I want to tap that as...
2007-10-09 21:35:14 · answer #8 · answered by Report Abuse 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you have a mirror in your pants?
Cuz i can see myself in them..
2007-10-09 21:36:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
men always ask me "Are you single yet?"
2007-10-10 00:15:12 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Saw Dust♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋