Things That Are Difficult To Say When You are nearly 1/2 Drunk
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
Things That Are Very Difficult To Say When You are 1/2 Drunk
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
Things That Are Downright Impossible To Say When Youï are Drunk
1. Thanks, but I dont want to have s*x.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but youre not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, Iïm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isnït it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldnï! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. Im not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I wont make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. Iïd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to p*ss in this parking lot or on the road side.
10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning
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2007-10-09
14:01:53
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