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Things That Are Difficult To Say When You are nearly 1/2 Drunk

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

Things That Are Very Difficult To Say When You are 1/2 Drunk

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

Things That Are Downright Impossible To Say When Youï are Drunk

1. Thanks, but I dont want to have s*x.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but youre not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, Iïm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isnït it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldnï! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. Im not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I wont make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. Iïd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to p*ss in this parking lot or on the road side.
10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning
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2007-10-09 14:01:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

Glad I don't drink lol

2007-10-09 21:50:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

L O L 10/10 x

2007-10-09 19:16:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Good ones! Funny! 10!

2007-10-09 14:06:48 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

lol another thing that is impossible to say when drunk is.. I think I'll take a cab tonight.. I realize I won't be able to drive myself home saftely.

2007-10-09 14:08:28 · answer #4 · answered by free_the_frenchfries 4 · 1 0

Things that are hard to say sober:

"Anti-constitutionalistically"

It took me a while to pronounce that.

2007-10-09 14:10:57 · answer #5 · answered by otakunerd 4 · 0 0

So we find you in a drunk mood today. LMAO LOL

2007-10-09 22:14:06 · answer #6 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0 0

Tried every one of them and they are hard to say

2007-10-09 14:14:53 · answer #7 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0 0

hahaha jokes about everything it looks like lol

2007-10-09 22:03:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Think is some what funny. yeah funny

2007-10-09 14:12:55 · answer #9 · answered by Julian S 2 · 0 0

Take me drunk, I'm home.... translated... (Take me home, I'm drunk)

2007-10-09 14:07:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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