Whoever we are
Wherever were from
We shoulda noticed by now
Our behavior is dumb
And if our chances
Expect to improve
Its gonna take a lot more
Than tryin to remove
The other race
Or the other whatever
From the face
Of the planet altogether
They call it the earth
Which is a dumb kinda name
But they named it right
cause we behave the same...
We are dumb all over
Dumb all over,
Yes we are
Dumb all over,
Near n far
Dumb all over,
Black n white
People, we is not wrapped tight
Nurds on the left
Nurds on the right
Religous fanatics
On the air every night
Sayin the bible
Tells the story
Makes the details
Sound real gory
bout what to do
If the geeks over there
Dont believe in the book
We got over here
You cant run a race
Without no feet
n pretty soon
There wont be no street
For dummies to jog on
Or doggies to dog on
Religous fanatics
Can make it be all gone
(I mean it wont blow up
n disappear
Itll just look ugly
For a thousand years...)
2007-10-09 13:31:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You cant run a country
By a book of religion
Not by a heap
Or a lump or a smidgeon
Of foolish rules
Of ancient date
Designed to make
You all feel great
While you fold, spindle
And mutilate
Those unbelievers
From a neighboring state
To arms! to arms!
Hooray! thats great
Two legs aint bad
Unless theres a crate
They ship the parts
To mama in
For souvenirs: two ears (get down!)
Not his, not hers, (but what the hey? )
The good book says:
(it gotta be that way!)
But their book says:
Revenge the crusades...
With whips n chains
n hand grenades...
Two arms? two arms?
Have another and another
Our God says:
There aint no other!
Our God says
Its all okay!
Our God says
This is the way!
It says in the book:
Burn n destroy...
n repent, n redeem
n revenge, n deploy
n rumble thee forth
2007-10-09 13:32:48 · update #1
To the land of the unbelieving scum on the other side
cause they dont go for whats in the book
n that makes em bad
So verily we must choppeth them up
And stompeth them down
Or rent a nice french bomb
To poof them out of existance
While leaving their real estate just where we need it
To use again
For temples in which to praise our god
(cause he can really take care of business!)
And when his humble tv servant
With humble white hair
And humble glasses
And a nice brown suit
And maybe a blond wife who takes phone calls
Tells us our God says
Its okay to do this stuff
Then we gotta do it,
cause if we dont do it,
We aint gwine up to hebbin!
(depending on which book youre using at the
Time...cant use theirs... it dont work
2007-10-09 13:34:15 · update #2
...its all lies...gotta use mine...)
Aint that right?
Thats what they say
Every night...
Every day...
Hey, we cant really be dumb
If were just following gods orders
Hey, lets get serious...
God knows what hes doin
He wrote this book here
An the book says:
He made us all to be just like him,
So...
If were dumb...
Then God is dumb...
(an maybe even a little ugly on the side)
2007-10-09 13:35:05 · update #3
and now, a special Christmas treat, the mellow sounds of Frank Zappa....
2007-10-09 13:46:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm actually in the mood for some Frank Zappa/Captain Beefheart. Imma go listen to them
2016-05-20 02:24:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looks Like you a Frank Zappa Disciple.
2007-10-09 13:36:03 · answer #3 · answered by conundrum 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ill take a ride to , Beverly hills, just before dawn, and knock the little jockeys off the rich peoples lawns, and before they get up illl be gone.
2015-07-15 12:10:51 · answer #4 · answered by live 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long live Zappa.
2007-10-10 01:40:57 · answer #5 · answered by Bajingo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. But he was right on the money when he said "watch out where the huskies go, don't you eat that yellow snow!"
2007-10-09 13:34:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
zappa was ahead of his time...
actually he reminds me of carlin.
bright blessings
2007-10-09 23:24:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it should be easy to see
the crux of the biscuit
is the apostrophe
2007-10-09 14:18:14 · answer #8 · answered by spike missing debra m 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
seems oerhaps though that its
a ship arriving too late!
2007-10-09 19:33:00 · answer #9 · answered by Diane 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now who you foolin' with that cosmic debri?
2007-10-09 13:36:28 · answer #10 · answered by dddbbb 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋