If so, do you ever experience any of these symptoms?
*Juan Valdez names his donkey after you
*You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked
*You grind your coffee beans in your mouth
*You sleep with your eyes open
*You have to watch videos in fast-forward
*You lick your coffee pot clean
*Your eyes stay open when you sneeze
*The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse
*You can type sixty words a minute with your feet
*You can jump-start your car without cables
*Your only sources of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low"
*You don't sweat, you percolate
*You've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug
*You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee
*You've worn the finish off you coffee table
*The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you
*Starbuck's owns the mortgage on your house
*You're so wired you pick up FM radio
*Your life's goal is to "amount to a hill of beans"
*Instant coffee takes too long
2007-10-09 13:10:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
*You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can
*You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar"
*Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position
*Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup
and to make this fit in with the section, do you think drinking coffee is a sin?
2007-10-09 13:11:27 · update #1
I only drink quad shot espressos (2 to 3 a day) and what is this sleep you speak of?
Sin? No, it's not a sin! Why do you think it is a sin? I can stop anytime I want to- I don't have a problem. Maybe you're the one who has the problem....... :)
2007-10-09 13:22:01 · answer #1 · answered by Pangloss (Ancora Imparo) AFA 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL! that's funny. The answer is yeah to sleep with eyes open, open eyes when sneezes and the nurse needs the calculator, heheh. About the coffee ones, I got none... you know I'm Mormon :D
[edit]: drinking coffee isn't a sin... unless you are a Mormon and you promised God that you will keep the Word of Wisdom ^_^
2007-10-09 13:22:51 · answer #2 · answered by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't sweat I percolate!
coffee is the best stuff on earth so all i have to say is if coffee is a sin then i'm gone to hell then huh.
2007-10-09 13:25:02 · answer #3 · answered by Candle Queen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I do not believe that drinking coffee is a sin. On the contrary, I offer it to my Gods daily.
I also offer the following for your enjoyment:
http://www.witchvox.com/va/dt_va.html?a=usny&c=words&id=11799 (This links to an essay titled: Caffeina, Goddess of Untamed Energy)
and of course this "ritual" associated with coffee....
The Caffeinated Cross
(A Javacrucian Ritual)
This was found-lodged between the musty old pages of a musty, dusty old book in a musty, dusty old library whose musty, dusty old dust hadn't been disturbed by the presence of man in many a musty, dusty old century. It took a great deal of effort to translate the original writings. After months of effort and research in language libraries, it was finally determined that the weird script was not some arcane,
forgotten language, but English, written by someone with a very bad case of caffeine jitters.
Another fragment indicated that this was once part of a book, titled "The Mystery of the StarBuck."
THE CAFFEINATED CROSS
Stand, facing east, holding your coffee cup, filled with the mystical brew, in your power hand, and assume a posture of wakeful alertness.
Bring your coffee cup to your forehead and intone:
"LATTE"
Lower your coffee cup to the vicinity of your navel:
"MOCHA"
Bring your coffee cup to your left shoulder:
"CAPPUCHINO"
Bring it across to your right shoulder:
"FRAPPUCHINO"
Clasp your coffee cup in both hands over your heart chakra:
"ARABICA, OH MAN!"
Extend your arms to the sides, and intone:
"BEFORE ME, MRS. OLSON"
"BEHIND ME, JUAN VALDEZ"
"AT MY RIGHT HAND, M J B"
"AT MY LEFT HAND, THE BROTHERS HILLS"
"FOR ABOUT ME SWIRLS THE COFFEE AROMA"
"WITHIN ME SINGS THE CAFFEINE HIGH"
Drink the coffee, in communion with the spirits of the Sacred Coffee Bean. This last step may be usefully repeated as long as you like.
To end the ritual, raise the mug to your lips one last time, facing East and intone:
"GODDESS... I needed that!"
2007-10-09 13:32:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anne Hatzakis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes I drink coffee. In fact I'm having a cup right now.
^My favorite one>You don't sweat, you percolate.
Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh! ;)
2007-10-09 13:17:20 · answer #5 · answered by ☼ɣɐʃʃɜƾ ɰɐɽɨɲɜɽɨƾ♀ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I drink an awful lot of coffee.
2007-10-09 13:15:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anything that tickles the fancy. Especially if it is sensational and in the newspapers. PS The pill, Weight loss and Am I pregnant,Does this boy/girl like me.
2016-04-08 00:06:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some woman found a dead turtle in her Folgers after Katrina.
2007-10-09 13:14:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No I am rarely tense.
LOLOLOL.
Thank you for the laugh.
Its not what one puts into your mouth that is a sin , its what comes out of the mouth.
2007-10-09 13:15:13 · answer #9 · answered by bobalo9 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Coffee, mmmmm.
2007-10-09 13:18:00 · answer #10 · answered by Insomniac 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋