A man is sitting in a pub, when a guy with an incredibly small head walks in and sits down next to him.
The first guy looks up and bursts out laughing. He asks, "What on earth happened to your head?"
The second man replies, "I was stranded on an island and a bottle floated up. I opened it and out came a female genie. She was by far the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. She told me I had one wish - so I took my time and thought long and hard about what I wanted. Finally, I told her that I wanted to spend the rest of our lives making passionate love to each other. She told me that was the one wish she couldn't fulfill."
"So, then what happened?" asked the first guy.
"Well, before I could think, I blurted out, 'So I suppose a little head is out of the question?'"
2007-10-09 12:54:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMAO... What else can I say???...
2007-10-09 22:18:28 · answer #1 · answered by Brat Sheila♥♫ - the Precocious 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-09 20:29:20 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Always a riot, DC! Keep 'em coming.
2007-10-09 22:22:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man how i love your jokes!keep em coming!
2007-10-09 20:19:19 · answer #4 · answered by tara jcrest 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao...too funny...good one!
2007-10-09 23:33:34 · answer #5 · answered by Lea 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before, but still funny!
2007-10-09 20:42:44 · answer #6 · answered by Mako 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is really funny.
2007-10-09 20:20:45 · answer #7 · answered by me 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2007-10-09 20:12:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
>smirk<
2007-10-09 20:29:57 · answer #9 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha chuckle har de har har!
2007-10-09 20:27:32 · answer #10 · answered by odin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He got what he asked for! Hilarious!!!
2007-10-09 20:04:40 · answer #11 · answered by Zaiza 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋