Queen Elizabeth II, George W Bush & Robert Mugabe died & went straight to hell.
Queen Elizabeth II said "I miss Britain, I want to call Britain and see how everybody is doing there. She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then her Majesty asked "Well, Devil how much do I owe you? The devil replied "Five million dollars" She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
George Bush was so jealous, he began screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there too" He called and talked for about 10 minutes, then he asked "Well, Devil how much do I owe you? The devil replied "Ten million dollars" With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.
Robert Mugabe was even more jealous & started screaming, "I want to call Zimbabwe, I want to see how everybody is doing there. I wanna talk to the ministers, to the deputy, I wanna talk to everybody". He called Zimbabwe and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked "Well, Devil how much do I owe you? The devil replied "One dollar". Mugabe is stunned & says "One dollar??? Only one lousy dollar??" The Devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's local"
2007-10-09 12:46:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL....LOL! I actually DID laugh out loud! Best one I've read tonight. Can't wait to tell it at the office tomorrow!
Thanks for the giggle!
2007-10-09 12:58:32 · answer #1 · answered by D J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK Joke as a reply. Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton get to the Pearly Gates at the same time. St. Peter tells them he has room for only one right now, and asks who can put on a better show. Dolly shows off her two greatest "assets", and describes for St. Peter how her career as an entertainer has thrilled millions. St. Peter is impressed. Now it is the queen's turn to impress him. She calls for a porta potty, and after leaving the door wide open, does her "business", and washes down the mess.
St. Peter has no hesitation--he chooses the queen's activity and lets her in. Dolly is stunned, and asks St. Peter why the queen's performance beat hers. St. Peter replies: " A ROYAL FLUSH beats a PAIR every time".
2007-10-09 12:56:46 · answer #2 · answered by Mike 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
God does not need your attention, prayer or worship. I do not know whether there is any gender for God he/she? There is nothing like good deed or bad deed. and there is nobody to keep a record of your deeds. Hell or heaven do not exist....it is only a concept only in human brain...So the situation....God watching and enjoying burning humans in hell or romancing in heaven does not arise...
2016-05-20 02:09:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow
2007-10-09 12:51:25 · answer #4 · answered by Zaiza 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-09 13:05:56 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are on a roll tonight...another good one!
2007-10-09 16:35:03 · answer #6 · answered by Lea 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!very funny!so loving it!hell!
2007-10-09 13:15:09 · answer #7 · answered by tara jcrest 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO... That's sadly funny, DC...
2007-10-09 22:20:32 · answer #8 · answered by Brat Sheila♥♫ - the Precocious 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
thats really funny!
star4u
2007-10-09 12:51:42 · answer #9 · answered by anonymous random guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny....keep em comin plz good jokes!
2007-10-09 14:00:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋