For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like .. Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like . Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like . Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like . Commercials .. You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like ...... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..... Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like . Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
2007-10-09 12:31:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
umm im a guy but...anyway what is your question. or did u just want to make fun of me
2007-10-09 12:37:46 · answer #1 · answered by justin t 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
5, 7, 9, 12, and 13 are hillarious! that is sooooooo funny. i agree with you, if you made that up.
2007-10-09 12:39:01 · answer #2 · answered by soggy waffles!!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow u hit the nail on the head with most of those...thanx lol
2007-10-09 14:39:30 · answer #3 · answered by kimba626 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are hilarious. Made me laugh. Men are like diapers always full of sh*t.
2007-10-09 12:39:35 · answer #4 · answered by :) 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My husband is watching TV.
I am quietly snickering.
If he hears me he will want
to know what's funny.
2007-10-10 05:28:11 · answer #5 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol My grammar professor said this one earlier, "Men are like nouns and women are like verbs- nouns just sit there until verbs tell them what to do."
2007-10-09 12:38:41 · answer #6 · answered by ocgringa 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Preach On!!! Lol that was hilarious!!!!
2007-10-09 12:54:30 · answer #7 · answered by Zaiza 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
... ok? most of them are preety true ! sorry men!
2007-10-09 12:38:05 · answer #8 · answered by Maboroshi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2007-10-09 14:14:15 · answer #9 · answered by EL PAPACITO 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was cool
2007-10-09 12:51:53 · answer #10 · answered by Hey It's Kayyy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋