A woman is shopping for a pet as a gift for her husband, but she is concerned that the prices that the Pet Shop is charging are very high. She goes to the clerk and explains her concern. "Well, I have a frog in the back that I can let you have for $50," the clerk says.
"$50?" the woman replies. "That seems terribly expensive for a frog."
"Well, this frog is worth it. It's been trained to give blow jobs."
The woman is stunned, but because her husband loves this sort of sex, and because she is not particularly fond of it, she decides the frog might be a good investment. She buys the frog, brings it home, presents it to her husband, and explains its special value.
The husband is sceptical, but promises he'll give the frog a try that night. The woman goes to sleep happily knowing her husband won't bother her that night.
She is suddenly awakened by a clatter coming from the kitchen. She goes downstairs and finds the frog and her husband pulling out pots and pans and poring over cookbooks.
"What are you two doing down here?" she asks.
Her husband responds, "If I can teach this frog to cook, you're out of here!"
2007-10-09 12:22:27 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha!poor wife!
2007-10-09 13:28:13 · answer #1 · answered by tara jcrest 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-09 13:56:44 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oooooooohhhhh... That's gratitude... LMAO...
2007-10-09 22:24:15 · answer #3 · answered by Brat Sheila♥♫ - the Precocious 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If i were his wife, i would gladly take my belongings with me right that night and find that other frog i had cheated on him with, but this frog had turned into a handsome prince
2007-10-09 12:27:47 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahaha...that was funny! Star!
2007-10-09 12:31:25 · answer #5 · answered by malen316 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-10-09 12:26:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow that was funny, my man loved it keep em comin
2007-10-09 13:16:30 · answer #7 · answered by kimba626 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...where are you getting all of these? Funny...=)
2007-10-09 16:37:36 · answer #8 · answered by Lea 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha very funny!
2007-10-09 12:53:28 · answer #9 · answered by Lauren =) 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice..have a star
2007-10-09 12:38:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋