She is a bit of a hussy and I know she needs saving. I don't want her to spend eternity in kitty hell! Also, after she gets saved will you help me baptize her?
2007-10-09 11:59:02 · 11 answers · asked by in a handbasket 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Blasphemer!!
It is Kitty abuse not to let your Cat embrace the Cult of the Tin Foil HAt!!!
2007-10-10 09:50:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am boggled. I keep imagining a small plastic Jesus statue and a kitten batting it all around the rug.
"I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car.
I don't care if it's dark or scary
Long as I got magnetic Mary
Riding on the dashboard of my car."
2007-10-09 20:34:49 · answer #2 · answered by auntb93 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My cat, Thumper is an atheist and she is now 16 years old. Kind of set in her ways, I don't think she would ever convert. How old is your cat? It's probably too late to save her.
2007-10-09 20:20:25 · answer #3 · answered by NONAME 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Better if you accept Jesus as your own personal Savior before you start talking non sense
2007-10-09 19:05:34 · answer #4 · answered by Wally 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
animals dont need saving
nothing against Xtianity, but why are babies or animals considered evil? at least thats what i was told... that we're "born in sin"
how can a baby be born in sin being so innocent, pure and fragile...
GOODNESS!!
2007-10-09 19:06:26 · answer #5 · answered by Princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you look close enough you may see the spirit of God is already inside your cat.
2007-10-09 19:03:02 · answer #6 · answered by great gig in the sky 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don't bother. Cats are the embodiment of Satan if ever there was one.
I did baptize a cat once. I don't think he liked it very much.
2007-10-09 19:02:28 · answer #7 · answered by Citizen Justin 7 · 6⤊ 2⤋
Reported for abusing an atheistic kitty kat.
2007-10-09 19:01:47 · answer #8 · answered by Deke 5 · 7⤊ 2⤋
Oooh...she's going to be pissed at the baptism. Can you baptize her with tuna?
2007-10-09 19:02:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
old enough to know the difference between right and wrong.
2007-10-09 19:05:17 · answer #10 · answered by jacks_insanity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋