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you know, his meat and two vegg's, master of ceremonies, kibble stick, his wedding snake, wee wee, winky...enough?

2007-10-09 11:40:26 · 29 answers · asked by Pickle 1 in Food & Drink Beer, Wine & Spirits

i havent drank it since like the 6th grade because i was afraid that it might actually happen. [[im in 9th]]

2007-10-09 12:13:48 · update #1

29 answers

I have been drinking MD for 30 years and it looks fine down there!

2007-10-09 11:43:20 · answer #1 · answered by Kev L 6 · 1 1

No. I even spoke with a Mountain Dew representative who confirmed this. If it were true, the chemical known as yellow 5 (the base of this rumor), which is commonly found in candy and foods with artificial coloring, would likely be discontinued, and the myth would have spread to things like gumballs, lemon heads, gobstoppers, and various other products. It is not true at all.

2007-10-09 18:44:40 · answer #2 · answered by VE 3 · 2 0

Yellow 5 is supposed to decrease your sperm count, but you'd have to drink an unreal amount of Mountain Dew or a super extended period of time- so it's nothing that anyone who does anything besides drinking MD has anything to worry about.

2007-10-09 19:23:49 · answer #3 · answered by wetjack 3 · 0 0

Well it was believed that "Yellow 5" the ingredient that supposedly made a guys 'private' shrink, actually decreased a guy's testosterone level, which in the long run, would make his 'balls' smaller, but I think they disproved that too... As far as I it shouldn't...

2007-10-09 18:45:05 · answer #4 · answered by Jason T 2 · 1 0

Hahaha, i'd like to know who told you this would happen. And the answer is NO, someone's yanking your chain... or... whatever they are yanking.

The worse things that drinking too much soda can do to you is A) make you addicted to caffeine, and B) give you osteoporosis.

B would be enough of a reason for me to cut down on soda, tho.

2007-10-09 18:46:39 · answer #5 · answered by scrappin_mad 2 · 0 1

You're making a Mountain out of a molehill.

2007-10-09 18:44:37 · answer #6 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 1 0

Yes if it is cold enough. Don't bother climbing up mountains just jump in a cold pool and your joystick will shrink very rapidly

2007-10-09 18:44:27 · answer #7 · answered by Scouse 7 · 0 1

Lets test the theory, I'll drink some dew and you let me know what you think k?

2007-10-09 18:43:59 · answer #8 · answered by Lost Poet 6 · 1 0

No mountain dew will not affect your pecker. But it will make your sperm more active because of the high levels of caffeine inn it.

2007-10-09 18:45:58 · answer #9 · answered by the1lioness1queen 5 · 1 0

i never heard that in my life!!! some guys will just make up ridiculous excuses as to why there wee wees are small

2007-10-09 18:44:29 · answer #10 · answered by sweetcheeks 2 · 2 0

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