with his wife. So, he sent his two older kids to the movies, but he couldn't persuade Little Johnny to go along.
Finally, he made a deal with Little Johnny, "If you go sit outside of the house, I'll give you five dollars for every man you see go by in a red hat."
An excited Little Johnny agreed.
Some time later, Little Johnny ran into the house and up to his parents bedroom. He banged on the door and shouted, "Hey, Dad, if you think your getting screwed in THERE, just wait until you come outside 'cause there's a Shriner convention going past our house."
2007-10-09 11:32:11 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-09 12:07:45 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think its cute as well, I'm assuming that Shriner's wear red hats? lol
2007-10-10 22:08:21 · answer #2 · answered by Elizabeth (the jewish princess) 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear - I'm really sorry - but who/what is a shriner?
I'm sure the joke is really funny........
2007-10-09 18:38:47 · answer #3 · answered by Hedge Witch 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yeah sorry - wasted on me too cos I don't know wot a shriner is! sounds good though!!
2007-10-09 18:40:35 · answer #4 · answered by Minxy 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
poor Jonny didnt bring up his son well.
how could the little boy use this language ?
2007-10-09 18:41:41 · answer #5 · answered by Moonrise 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i always wondered how little johnny got so rich
2007-10-09 18:44:42 · answer #6 · answered by Brian 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do I have to go on Polls and Surveys to find out what a Shriner is?????????????????????????????????
2007-10-09 20:31:13 · answer #7 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's a good joke!!
2007-10-09 19:03:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry.english.Non comprendez !
2007-10-09 18:49:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha good one, thx
starred
2007-10-09 18:55:38 · answer #10 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋