My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire,
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
Heard your wife left you;
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
Looking back over the years
That we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
What was I thinking??!!
Congratulations on your wedding day!
(Too bad no one likes your spouse.)
How could two people as beautiful as you...
Have such an ugly baby???
I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
After having met you, I've changed my mind.
I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
I never believed in Hell till I met you.
As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
that you're not here to ruin it for me.
Congratulations on your promotion!
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
Someday I hope to get married...
But not to you.
Happy Birthday!
You look great for
2007-10-09 11:25:10 · 11 answers · asked by fezter_5405 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol!! star~
2007-10-09 11:29:31 · answer #1 · answered by 11:11 pm<3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny! I know card writers like to rhyme and as a published poet, I can relate. I think the funniest cards that have me in stitches are "shoebox cards" and Maxine is the greatest!! I worked for a couple years in a Hallmark store and they really do have cards that are this funny and nasty ones too! he he They have a card for everything.
2016-05-20 01:25:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, take a star
2007-10-09 11:32:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one, thx
have a star from me to you
2007-10-09 11:30:21 · answer #4 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny stuff, i liked
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire,
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
2007-10-09 11:30:25 · answer #5 · answered by Brian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!! hahaha still laughing have a star!!!
2007-10-09 12:34:57 · answer #6 · answered by Maboroshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
soo funny good stuff!!
2007-10-09 12:05:34 · answer #7 · answered by (; 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks! I needed a good laugh. Star for you.
2007-10-09 12:00:59 · answer #8 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-09 11:31:25 · answer #9 · answered by kaylie.☮ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHHA!!!
HI-LARIOUS!
2007-10-09 11:31:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋