2007-10-09 10:32:48 · 4 answers · asked by Lex Fok B.M.F. 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Recently the devil challenged Jesus to a computing contest. So God set up a series of task for them to do, including programming, a spread sheet, and some word processing.
As there near the end of the contest, the devil was clearly ahead. In fact, he had only one more keystroke to complete the final task and win the contest. Suddenly, the power went out and both computers went down.
The devil rebooted his computer, only to find that all his work was gone. However Jesus rebooted, reloaded his files, and complete the contest in a matter of seconds.
Furious, the devil accused God of cheating. He wanted to know how it was that he had lost everything and Jesus had not.
"Simple," answered God. "Jesus saves."
2007-10-09 10:41:12 · answer #1 · answered by dewcoons 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course, but why would he?
The question is, can you? :)
This reminds me of Lee Trevino. (If you're young, Lee Travino was a famous Golf pro during the 60s and 70s.
On one occasion he held his 1 iron up to the sky during a thunderstorm. Being questioned as to why he was doing this he replied "It's the safest thing I can think of... even God can't hit a 1 iron".
2007-10-09 10:38:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Argg, I tried to burn a disc of that today, 3 times. Maybe we need to hire a deity.
2007-10-09 10:37:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate that stuff. I love working on Databases.
2007-10-09 10:37:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋