A drunken man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained; his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?"
The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes, and lack of a bath."
The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned," then returned to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
2007-10-09 10:31:16 · 9 answers · asked by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tee hee, you're silly.
2007-10-09 10:34:43 · answer #1 · answered by Jenae, TV (tempter of the vile) 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like the pope. He looks like a racoon, and he's from Germany... hehe... well, the germany part's cool...
It would have been way cooler if somehow the priest beside him had developed arthritis, but then this joke would have needed a pre-quel.
2007-10-09 14:53:13 · answer #2 · answered by justin r 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
what a naughty pope
2007-10-09 15:19:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one, thx
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2007-10-09 10:38:02 · answer #4 · answered by Deedee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG that's funny =D
2007-10-09 10:55:04 · answer #5 · answered by Luthien 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha good one!!!
i like
cus i get it
lol =]
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2007-10-09 10:34:39 · answer #6 · answered by <3 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha - LOL!
2007-10-09 10:55:55 · answer #7 · answered by dreamer - VT-AM 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao! good one haha :-)
2007-10-09 10:34:59 · answer #8 · answered by Julia♥ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA!! good one (**)
2007-10-09 10:45:29 · answer #9 · answered by Shmooks 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋