She's so ugly, Bigfoot takes pictures of HER!
2007-10-09 10:26:40 · 12 answers · asked by dreamer - VT-AM 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
(((Nolte)))) LOL- oh yeah, well yo mama's glasses so thick, when she looks at a map she sees people waving.
2007-10-09 10:34:52 · update #1
(((Brandon)))
Ok you guys, all of your mama's are so hairy that they have to part the hair on their butt in order to go to the bathroom!
Nolte, Brandon put me up to it after I threatened him....;-)
2007-10-09 10:40:53 · update #2
ROFL-LMFAO - You guys have me in stitches....
Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big, she doesn't smell very good, and it's only a dollar to ride.
2007-10-09 10:42:45 · update #3
Yo mama's so poor, she has to put fries on layaway at McDonalds!!!
2007-10-09 10:45:02 · update #4
(((Starjumper))) - LOL
2007-10-09 10:46:56 · update #5
LOL, dreamer! Are we gonna do this again?! OK...Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
And yo mama's so fat, her belt size is Equator.
Oh yeah??? Well, yo mama's so stupid, that when the judge in the courtroom said "Order!", she said "Fries and a coke please"
Brandon's mama's so ugly, that when he took her to the zoo, the zoo keeper said, "Thanks for bringing her back"
Bring it, Brand...Yo mama's so fat, that when she steps on the scale, it reads, "to be continued".
What's the difference between Brand's mama and a whale? About 10 pounds.
Yo mama's so ugly, that when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
2007-10-09 10:33:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋