A joke about martyrs?

Question

Two mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son, Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now."
"Yes, I remember him as a baby," says the other mother cheerfully.
"He's a martyr now, though," mum confides.
"Oh, so sad, dear," says the other.
And this is my second son, Kalid. He would be 21."
"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily. "He had such curly hair when he was born."
"He's a martyr too," says mum quietly.
"Oh, gracious me," says the other.
"And this is my third son, my baby, my beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18," she whispers.
"Yes," says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school."
"He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says,
"They blow up so fast, don't they?"

Answer 1

*ba-dump, tss*
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Answer 2

i'm effective an atheist can die for their perception and develop right into a martyr that way. Martyrdom is purely sacrificing oneself for something they have self belief is incredibly the reality. Atheists have self belief as deeply as Christians or Muslims or absolutely everyone else do. i do no longer see dying as an expression of this variety of perception as any much less of a martyr subject than Christ's loss of existence on the pass.

Answer 3

Ha,ha.Brilliant!

Answer 4

I expect this one to win you another violation. (not from me)

♫ Everyone's a little bit racist, sometimes...♫ (from Avenue Q)

Answer 5

Bad joke! Sorry!

Answer 6

groan. bad pun, funny joke.

Answer 7

Ha ha. No, but seriously folks...

Answer 8

i dont think that bad but not good enough

Answer 9

That made me go "oooooo ouch burn"

Answer 10

hahaha good one, thx
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