No serious answers please.
10 pts. to the person who can make me laugh the hardest.
2007-10-09 10:02:43 · 14 answers · asked by Crazy Ant 5 in Sports ➔ Auto Racing ➔ NASCAR
Jarrett steps to the podium:
" I'd like to thank y'all for comin' out on this beautiful day, but I've got a tee time waitin' on me, so let's get this goin'...I know y'all already know that this hasn't been the kinda year that me or Mikey or any of the guys in the shop at MWR planned, but that's racin' for ya. I've spent a lot of time on the golf course...er, I mean, in deep reflection about my future in NASCAR, and what we're here to talk about today is what those plans are."
(Clears throat and sips from a glass of water)
" I am happy to announce that in 2008 I will be returning to Michael Waltrip Racing on a part-time basis. By that, I mean that I will continue to go out and actually attempt to qualify for the races but, since we all know that we ain't got a snowball's chance in Hades of makin' the field so long as we got them Toyota engines, I would also like to announce that I have secretly been practicin' to get my PGA Tour card and last week I got it, so I will be joining the PGA Tour, since I got all my weekends free anyhow."
"Oh, yeah, and the fellers at UPS are mighty tired of not gettin' any race-day air time, so they are goin' to the 42 team, since they are guaranteed of at least gettin' on Sportscenter when they show the wrecks. Our new sponsor for the 44 car is gonna be Titleist golf equipment, 'cause they're gonna give me all kinds of free stuff. Instead of "I wanna race the truck", our new motto is gonna be "We got balls"."
"Thanks for comin' out, now if y'all will excuse me, I gotta hit the drivin' range."
2007-10-09 11:40:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
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2016-05-20 00:43:27 · answer #2 · answered by candi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's going to work for UPS driving the Brown Truck to work part time to make up for all the miles he has not driven this yr in a race, and the rest of the time he will be delivering parts in the Napa truck, and delivering domino pizza's as well as he has alot of miles to pay back,and once all the miles are paid back he can retire to the ESPN booth, and hit a few golf balls in his spare time..
2007-10-10 06:44:48 · answer #3 · answered by Go Team Penske 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It is purely speculation (shop rumors) that Jarrett will announce later this week that he will become president of DEI and Teresa will be driving the number 8 car. She's is going to prove once in for all that Dale Jr was at fault the whole time.
2007-10-09 10:13:09 · answer #4 · answered by Tina 4 · 3⤊ 4⤋
He will say I have to answer some questions
Yes mikey is driving with the parking brake on
Yes mikeys head is stuck up his a#@
and yes we will be racing the truck, it has a better chance at getting in the race than the car does
2007-10-09 15:25:57 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
well I have come to realize that I drive a piece of **** Toyota and my car owner has a couple of screws loose in the head and I can't even make a damn race and quite frankly I suck these days therefore. . . we have agreed to a five year contract extension and I will be driving the UPS Toyota for Michael Waltrip for the next five years =)
2007-10-09 14:45:51 · answer #6 · answered by football chick 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He will say contrary to the retirement rumors--I am not retiring--I guarantee to be the Cup Champion next year with 14 wins--36 poles and 36 top 5s!!!!!!!
2007-10-09 14:05:08 · answer #7 · answered by Ed P 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He'll walk onto the stage and trip, then he will yell, 'Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!' At which point, the general manager of UPS is over heard whispering, 'Quick, get DJ one of those electric scooters, we might actually make a race now!'
2007-10-09 13:06:54 · answer #8 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Dale is going to announce to the world that he is, indeed, going to race the truck, as it most likely would run much faster lap times than the Toyota Camry that MWR has him driving now...
2007-10-09 10:30:59 · answer #9 · answered by bob_ber_down 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
He'll be driving the #11 FedEx next year, Denny Hamlin lost a bet and will have to drive the UPS team hauler next year.
2007-10-09 10:29:01 · answer #10 · answered by WooleyBooley again 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋