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Matthew 22:28-30......a man came to Jesus and said, there was this woman, and she took turns in marriage with 7 guys, what guy will nail her in heaven?

Jesus in anger says vers 29.. you not knowing the scriptures or his power, will not be married. For in the resurrection your whorish ways will not be giving in marriage , but are like the angels in heaven sereate.

this is the great seekers bible....another one to add to your many bibles I call it NYASTB version. New young Adult sarcastic testement bible.

to be serious now...

did I get this right, and the reason you are not married in heaven is because of the eye's? anyone ever search out why a man has an attraction for more then one woman sexualy...if they were naked. For you say God created woman, and man is she beautiful to us men,,, wow as more then one man looks at her. YA!! this is godly knowlage... Why do we have a whores forehead? Maybe you should seek the Lord your God, and learn what the power of God is? End of vrs 29

2007-10-09 09:51:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

I was not planning to come back to Y/A..but I am bored.

2007-10-09 09:52:58 · update #1

12 answers

Wish you hadn't come back. Another idiotic question.

2007-10-09 09:55:41 · answer #1 · answered by Esther 7 · 3 0

Yes this is a silly question.

You should have stayed away.

Marriage was created by God for this lifetime only.

I'd tell you where to look that up in the Bible, but you already know. There are two problems:

You are using a translation I've never heard of or you have mis-quoted what Jesus said.

You don't have a bit of understanding.

We'll be praying for you tonight at the home group Bible study I attend on Tuesday evenings.

Pastor Art

2007-10-09 10:00:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think you realize that the Pharisees were trying to trick Jesus with this question. He told them in so many words, don't you know the scriptures? "There will neither marry or be given in marriage, for they will be like the angels in heaven. The important point being made by Jesus was that God's power and your relationship was much more important to understand then what marriage in heaven would be like. The Pharisees were ignorant of God's word.

2007-10-09 10:03:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well, when you read it, it doesn't mention a thing about whores in that verse. When married people go to heaven, they are like God's angels, and there is no marriage. Premarital sex, or sex before marriage, is a sin. You are only allowed to have sex with the woman you're married to. And if you're a woman, you're only allowed to have sex with the man you're married to.

2007-10-09 11:33:03 · answer #4 · answered by phazemonultimate 4 · 0 0

u would not be married in Heaven anyway
that is what Jesus meant..there would be no need
and no sex is not a sin
b/c God said after creation that everything was good
sex did not come after creation

2007-10-09 09:56:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Did you know that heaven is a comforting illusion indulged in by those who find distateful the idea that death is the end?

2007-10-09 10:09:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"I was not planning to come back to Y/A..but I am bored."

Judging from this ridiculous question,... You should have stayed away.

2 Pts. for me!

2007-10-09 09:56:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

All I want to see is the back of your shoes and head.
Go away, stay away and be happy there.

2007-10-09 09:59:39 · answer #8 · answered by theladygeorge 5 · 1 0

Ever shut up

2007-10-09 09:58:53 · answer #9 · answered by garlic J 3 · 1 0

OK, nut case.

2007-10-09 11:25:58 · answer #10 · answered by robert43041 7 · 0 0

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