she replied. On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a bowl of Coco Pops & then took her off to the local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the theme park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling & her stomach felt upside down.
Right away they journeyed to a McDonald's where her husband bought her a Happy Meal with extra fries & a refreshing chocolate milk shake. Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the coke she could drink, her favorite lollypop, & M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband & fell onto the bed, exhausted. He leaned over his wife & lovingly asked, "Well dear, what was it like being 8 again?" Her eyes opened & her expression changed. "I meant my dress size!"
The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still going to get it wrong!
2007-10-09 09:48:20 · 6 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh my goodness, i love that story. i just sent it too all of my friends
2007-10-09 16:48:12 · answer #1 · answered by madiesmum 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you woman along with your adult adult males are dumb you're making some adult adult males dumb and administration them b/c you're all puppetears i'm tremendously intelligent and she or he did not point out her gown length in any respect she only reported 8 returned she shouldent be so dam frightened approximately how fat shes getting b/c she has a guy that seems to be whipped besides the actuality that he might guard her and love her nevertheless who's she lookign sturdy for huh...yeah prolly the friggin plumber...ahhhhhhhhh...why meeeee!!!!!!!!!
2016-10-06 09:33:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saw this in an internet forward from my sister, but it was to be six again. Thanx for sharing, tho.
2007-10-09 09:52:07 · answer #3 · answered by ihatepenndot 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol, great, very funny
2007-10-09 10:11:21 · answer #4 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
fat b*tch
jkjk
that was halerious
2007-10-09 09:53:05 · answer #5 · answered by æd∆n 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
how true
2007-10-09 09:54:35 · answer #6 · answered by sofar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋