2007-10-09 09:41:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
no, god shouldn't say stuff like that. it's mean...
does your god look like that drill sergeant guy from celebrity fit club.
2007-10-09 09:48:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I tried to eat a hoagie sandwich but God said "No! No! No!"
(Think Amy Winehouse)
2007-10-09 09:49:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
God is just concerned for your spiritual well-being. You see, gravity still exists after we're dead and obese souls can't go to heaven because they will be too heavy to float there. Fat souls sink straight to hell. So If I were you I would listen to God, after all you can never be too careful when you're dealing with eternal life.
2007-10-09 09:45:50 · answer #3 · answered by lindsey p 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Any god worth its salt is gonna give ya the ol' hairy eyeball when you go for the 6 ft party sammich.
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2007-10-09 09:49:39 · answer #4 · answered by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God can say anything He likes. I was someplace this weekend and God said to me "you have no business being here". It wasn't condemning, it was matter of fact. He was right and I removed myself from the place.
God merely tells the truth. But He never does it in a mean way, merely a factual way.
2007-10-09 09:58:16 · answer #5 · answered by Esther 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
It's all in your imagination.
2007-10-09 09:45:31 · answer #6 · answered by Flatpaw 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OH THANKS ALOT...
NOW I want one too...!!! lol
2007-10-09 09:50:31 · answer #7 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋