why do women never put the toilet seat up after they have used it?

Question

y do women complain about the toilet seat being up? do girls actually get annoyed with this? r they actually that lazy to put it down?

y cant they put it up 4 us the cheeky lil ******

Answer 1

For the same reason we yell at them
for using screwdrivers as pry bars,
hammers to remove ice from freezers,
wrenches to crack walnuts,
and vice grips to break ours! ;)

Seriously, though, I HEAR YOU, BROTHER!!!
Considering the Herculean effort required
to drop a toilet lid - - and quietly, no less! - -
I think all men should go on strike!
Let's refrain from having sex with those potty-focused gals,
until our demands are met,
or until they realize that they don't need us
as much as we need them! ;)

Answer 2

lol that funny... no the reason we get so mad is because if the seat is up and we dont notice (say ya got to go so bad yer paints are already around yer ancles by the time u get to the toilet) and u plop yer a s s done and expect a seat to be there and you dont get seat you get splash think about how mad you would be if u had nasty toilet water on u. if the toilet seat is down u can still go without doing anything and u dont get the dunking refreshment

Answer 3

y'all men always complaining about something we don't put the seat up because ever body uses the seat down.that's wats wrong with you us women don't want to fall in the toilet . you cant fall in the toilet standing up know way so you put the seat down and we want complain and you shouldn't have to anyway. we do get annoyed by it because WHO wants to fall in the toilet do you fall in it a couple times you worry about complaining anymore.

Answer 4

there are 3 ways to use the toilet. girls sit down, guys stand up and guys sit down. 2 of the 3 options are with the seat down. Majority rules. I think girls get annoyed when they get up in the middle of the night and go to use it (with the lights off) and they damn near fall in.

Answer 5

well how would you feel if, say, you had to take a MAJOR dump, and when you went to sit on the toilet, Oh Sh IT it's up... now your sitting on the rim of the toilet.... one that You BOYS pee on!! because why, most of you can't aim!
So if you actually take your pea sized brain and think about it. The toilet is more commonly used in the "down" position in total! I mean you don't stand to take a Sh it, do you??

Answer 6

Because if I tell that b*tch to put the seat down, he will put it down. End of story.

Answer 7

They don't put it up for the same reason guys don't put it down.

Answer 8

we might fall in. besides you use it down at least some of the time we never use it up

Answer 9

BECAUSE WERE WOMEN AND WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVER HEAR THE TERM GENTELMEN. LOOK IT UP IT MIGHT DO YOU SOME GOOD.... I BET YOU PEE ON TREES FOR FUN DON'T YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 10

Because we don't use it that way.