(you know, like when the characters are being introduced and they're partaking in some kind of activity, but then stop to pose for the camera while their name is plastered under their head or whatever), what kind of thing would YOU be doing?
I'd be petting a white pony, and then would stop to acknowledge the camera by cocking my head to the side slightly, flashing the big cheese, and pullin the ol' double gun point. Ahhhh, I'd be SO money with that kind of intro.
2007-10-09 07:33:03 · 23 answers · asked by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'd be in with the ladies because of the pony thing, but in with the fellas as well because of the double gun pointin. Yeeeaah!
2007-10-09 07:37:43 · update #1
Nolt: That'd be my intro sequence around the fifth season, after my "everybody loves him studmuffin" phase was over, and my "badass, doesn't give a flying F about anything, which makes him cool/hot" phase would be kickin in.
2007-10-09 08:04:46 · update #2
Joe: Tis a fine line between the gender demographics, but we'd annihilate the sh!t out of it.
2007-10-09 08:05:40 · update #3
Grot: "Ever", huh? I guess you'd have to be introduced before me, then.
2007-10-09 08:06:21 · update #4
Rachel: Ooooh, daddy likey.
2007-10-09 08:12:06 · update #5
Good lord, is this ever going to be hard...
2007-10-09 08:36:05 · update #6
I'd like to be riding a bike, but I get distracted by a girl walking by, fall into a tub of water, and come up and shrug at the camera.
[edit] Oh crap, Sho Nuff you're black? No 80s sitcom has more than one black guy and you answered first, so I guess I'm cut.
[edit II] That's true Riegan, but none of those shows had more than one white person.
2007-10-09 07:36:39 · answer #1 · answered by Eleventy 6 · 11⤊ 1⤋
There has to be some ensemble work here. An evangelical walks down the sidewalk and sees an atheist sitting on a bench. He scratches his head and dances like a monkey as he points at the atheist. In mid laugh he freeezes, and his name flashes on the screen.
The atheist sighs, pulls up a paper bag and swigs from it, freeze, flash, then points beyond the evangelical, who spins to see a Crusader in full reglia. He flips up his visor, freeze, flash, as the camera follows up his lance to me (agnostic) in a small tree, rolling my eyes, freeze, flash, then to the wall behind it where a Muslim is spray painting over an image of God, turning away momentarily, freeze, flash, while a Hindu quickly scribbles an "Om" over the paint out and dashes past, freeze, flash, etc.
It could take a while to get everybody in.
2007-10-09 07:56:09 · answer #2 · answered by skepsis 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I would do a cheesy karate kick, but david lee roth cheesy, not elvis cheesy. I've never used the word cheesy thricely in a sentence before...amazing. And after completing the most awsomely cheesy kick, I would end in a namaste pose with hands at chest...and then double guns, of course ;-) With big smile and wink. Then, holster the guns so as not to hurt anyone or get the ladies too excited.
2007-10-09 08:23:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well, I would be dressed in my do bohk (korean for gi) and I would be attaching some guy -- I would do a step stool front kick to the chest followed by a sword hand to the neck and a palm strike to the nose, by now he should be on the ground - I would put my foot on his chest, and pull out my trusty emery board and file my nails and wink into the camera. -- any takers on being the gent in the scene? Disciple?
2007-10-09 08:39:44 · answer #4 · answered by Cinthia Round house kicking VT 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would be on the patio area of a pub with several others all clad in leather trench coats and smoking cloves. We are gathered around a laptop which, as the camera tightens in, shows us breaching government secret files.
As I lean over my drink spills and the laptop sputters.
The freeze frame with my name catches me as I vault the fence to run.
2007-10-09 09:34:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm Indian, so I'd probably be working the counter at a convenience store. After giving the lady her change I'd look at the camera and give a huge "Two thumbs up" just like someone fresh off the boat.
2007-10-09 07:41:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
I'd stumble through the front door in a drunken stupor and grin at the camera as the frame freezes to flash my name. I'd then collapse face-down into a pool of vomit as my supporting TV family characters gather around me, laughing and shaking their heads as if to say, "Oh, that crazy Uncle Nolte!".
So what do sitcoms pay these days? The Nolte needs work.
Edit: So which of the fine chicks in Nolte's harem will be playing his wife/girlfriend?
2007-10-09 07:46:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 1⤋
I'd come sweeping down the grand staircase in my best low-cut ballgown and dripping with jewellery, trip over Uncle Nolte (who is already lying in a pool of vomit) and gather myself up in time to turn to the camera (best profile only) and give the sexiest, sultriest expression ever seen on television.
EDIT:
Brandon, we'd obviously be the most admired and popular couple on television, and as such would have to have matching dazzling sexiness. Unlike that beer-swilling uncle of yours!
2007-10-09 07:58:29 · answer #8 · answered by Grotty Bodkin is not dead!!! 5 · 9⤊ 1⤋
XYZ I never cared for Ratt, plus any video that starts off with hot chicks working on cars can't be bad.
2016-05-19 23:50:04 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd be dancing skyclad around the fire and stop in some weird pose - maybe when doing the mock egyptian dance - and give a slightly embarrassed grin to the camera
edit: eleventy - lol, what about the cosby show, and different strokes???
edit: eleventy - i wouldn't want to do the show without you - why don't you be the "black boyfriend" of someone's daughter who "brings the issue of race to the table". (even though you'll have to be accidentally killed within a few episodes)
2007-10-09 07:36:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋