Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."
Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man.
God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!" Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line?
The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."
2007-10-09 07:06:11 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was quite funny!!
2007-10-09 07:55:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
On a scale of 1 - 10, I'd give it a 5
2007-10-09 07:09:26 · answer #2 · answered by Mom of 2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny - I'm a whipped dude, so yeah I like it. Unfortunately there are a bunch of abusize tools out there that run their women's lives like a bunch of nazi idiots. Maybe they wouldn't be in heaven though.... hmmm, I think it might be accurate too. "Husbands, love your wives as Christ loved the church."
2007-10-09 07:11:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
LOL...nice one...here's one for you
Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.
About then an old Grandpa walked by, and one of the old Grandma's yelled out
saying, "We bet we can tell l exactly how old you are.
" The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools."
One of the old Grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your under shorts and we
can tell your exact age."
Embarrassed just a little, he dropped his drawers.
The Grandmas asked him to turn around a couple of times, asked him to
jump up and down for a little while and then they all piped up and said,
"You're 84 years old!"
"How in the world did you guess?"
The old Grandmas snickered and laughed.
Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three happily yelled in
unison,
"Because we were at your birthday party yesterday."
CHeeRiOS
2007-10-09 07:09:25 · answer #4 · answered by twinkLe 6 · 8⤊ 1⤋
It made me chuckle, but I guessed the punch line in advance.
2007-10-09 07:10:30 · answer #5 · answered by ceegt 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Clever woman, wise man.
2007-10-09 10:04:54 · answer #6 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's an old one
2007-10-09 08:13:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep funny.
2007-10-09 07:29:34 · answer #8 · answered by Christina 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol
2007-10-09 07:29:42 · answer #9 · answered by Sparky 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny but not the best
2007-10-09 07:10:52 · answer #10 · answered by mebeing_myself 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Decent...
2007-10-09 07:09:28 · answer #11 · answered by Grumble 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋