2007-10-09 06:58:09 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
to get her chick out of K.F.C.
how abt that??!!
2007-10-09 20:02:51 · answer #1 · answered by A's 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chicken crossed the road to get away from me. I was about to start a pot of stew and that ****** saw me coming with the chopper. Don't worry...I got him now and boy did that stew taste good. He he he he.
2007-10-09 14:09:26 · answer #2 · answered by imahlah 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chicken cross the road to find his friend of his same age. of course, there are other reasons too. chicken is also living being. they also like to walk, like to live freely, like to move happily.
2007-10-09 14:04:50 · answer #3 · answered by quick answer 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because there was a black hole on the other side of the road.
2007-10-09 15:26:56 · answer #4 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get away from K-fed, he wanted custody of it!!!!
But it ended up running into to those kids from Kid Nation, and well we all know how that one turned out( it got it's head chopped of cause those kids were hungry and pisssssseed!!!)LOL
2007-10-09 14:12:45 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Rooster was calling her and she didn't want to miss out on a lay.
2007-10-09 17:00:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
because it was caught in the grill of the 18 wheeler
because i kicked it
because it wanted to
LOL
2007-10-09 14:02:37 · answer #7 · answered by Melanie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he wanted to get hit by a car
2007-10-09 23:06:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because she wanted to doodle-doo with the c***.
2007-10-09 15:09:31 · answer #9 · answered by ven_god_ky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was late for work!
2007-10-09 14:12:00 · answer #10 · answered by jinx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it could
2007-10-09 14:31:45 · answer #11 · answered by dax 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋