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Sorry, I needed a drink.

2007-10-09 05:39:36 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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if milk came from cows, why are there still cows?

2007-10-09 05:43:29 · answer #1 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 8 1

Joshua B...you are a failure at LIFE in GENERAL

Anyways, there was a separation in the evolutionary time line.
There are several steps in the evolution process between "monkey" and man. including nomads, Neanderthals (I could go on)

while monkeys evolved into the modern day chimps you see today.

2007-10-09 07:28:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

A monkey walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a scotch and water."
The bartender sets the drink in front of the monkey and says: "That'll be $6.50. We don't get many monkeys in here."
The monkey says: "No, and at these prices you aren't likely to."

2007-10-09 05:56:29 · answer #3 · answered by Capernaum12 5 · 8 0

I don't qualify to give a thumbs up yet ( that sucks) but I'd like to give ten of them to the Jedi for that wonderful dissertation!

I will also most certainly steal it.

If all humans came from Africans, why are there still Africans?

2007-10-09 05:53:27 · answer #4 · answered by 454ramair 3 · 5 1

wenn Mensch entwickeln von Affe, warum sein dort noch Affe? besonder jen reizvoll Atheist Liebe Affe?

2007-10-09 05:54:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

Some had to evolve to adjust to new surroundings. Others stayed the way they were because they were already adjusted to their surroundings. Evolution is a continuous changing to adapt to changes in environment.

2007-10-09 05:44:26 · answer #6 · answered by pitterpat 3 · 3 1

Cheers!

2007-10-09 05:48:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

Oh no the monkey question, that's very naughty.

2007-10-09 05:42:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 12 0

Oh, Good.
I was afraid my IQ was going to plummet from the question again.


cheers.


If the baby just pooped, why are there still diapers??

2007-10-09 05:43:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 10 0

It's still early here so I'll just add some Bailey's to my coffee. Thank you for the reason.

2007-10-09 05:43:42 · answer #10 · answered by Blue girl in a red state 7 · 9 0

If Christianity evolved from Judaism, why are there still Jews?

Bhuuurrrppp.

Pardon.

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2007-10-09 05:45:04 · answer #11 · answered by lunatic 7 · 11 0

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