1. What did one bulb say to another?
2. Which job has plenty of openings?
3. What did the mother telephone say to her daughter telephone?
4. What's the difference between a watch seller and a jailor?
5. He is my son, but i am not his father. who am I?
2007-10-09 05:23:05 · 19 answers · asked by niki 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lighten up
a doorman
we don't want to cross lines
one sells watches the other watches cells
mother
2007-10-09 06:04:18 · answer #1 · answered by Jenny G 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. What did one bulb say to another? WANT A LIGHT
2. Which job has plenty of openings? DOOR OPENER
3. What did the mother telephone say to her daughter telephone? HELLO
4. What's the difference between a watch seller and a jailor? THEY BOTH LIE
5. He is my son, but i am not his father. who am I? MOTHER
2007-10-09 12:26:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Lighten up?
2. Machine operator in a crotchless panty factory?
3. Kiss my ring?
4. One sells time, the other makes sure you serve it?
5. Mother
2007-10-10 01:42:08 · answer #3 · answered by abhishekkharbanda_abhi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. You're not the brightest bulb in the box.
2. A window installer.
3. You're a dead ringer for your father.
4. Not much; they both help people count time.
5. His mother.
2007-10-09 12:27:11 · answer #4 · answered by Lou 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Lighten up?
2. Machine operator in a crotchless panty factory?
3. Kiss my ring?
4. One sells time, the other makes sure you serve it?
5. Mother (fudger)?
2007-10-09 12:28:10 · answer #5 · answered by spinal_tap71 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. What bright idea do you have now?
2. Donut hole maker
3. My little Princess.
4. One keeps the watches the other watches the keep.
5. Mother
2007-10-09 12:45:58 · answer #6 · answered by golden oldy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The #5 is His mother.
2007-10-11 06:04:12 · answer #7 · answered by Ravisha 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Let there be light.
2. A maze cleaner
3. Don't let boys press your wrong numbers.
4. One sells watches and one watches cells.
5. Should be mother.
2007-10-09 15:17:52 · answer #8 · answered by ven_god_ky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1]You enlighten me.
2]Plumbers[openings]
3]Hello
4]A watch seller sells and jailor cells
5]Mother
2007-10-09 22:46:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
#5 The mother
#4 One is selling the time the other is buying the time.
2007-10-09 12:27:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. You light up my life
2. Hole digger?
3. I'm giving you a little ring
4. One gives the gift of time, one supervises those doing time
5. His mother
2007-10-09 12:28:32 · answer #11 · answered by Theresa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋