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Ok, I'm parched, so, shrimp&oyster clamatoes, double vodka, for everyone, on the house!!

Bottoms UP!!

2007-10-09 05:20:36 · 13 answers · asked by Lex Fok B.M.F. 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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The proof of a thing is only in the thing itself. You could say that the only people trusting in god are atheists since they're the only people truly waiting for god.

Wouldn't it be ironic if there truly is a god but he has been testing humans to see who would follow what another humans says he wanted and who would wait for him? Imagine how it would look for a member of any number of religions to face god while he asks why they didn't wait for him. Meanwhile heaven is full of nothing but atheists saying "ok now I have the proof no one on Earth could provide."

Oh, and could I have a glass of wine instead? Cab or a Merlot something from Napa maybe from Monticello...?

2007-10-09 05:23:05 · answer #1 · answered by Demetri w 4 · 10 1

yum! .. well yes i kinda do but ... i gotta tell u the truth .. when it comes to bs ... big time major league bs ... you have to stand in awe at the all time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims "religeon" ... think about it, religeon has actually convinced people that theres an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything u do every minuet of everyday .. the invisible man has a list of TEN things He does not want u to do, and if you do ANY of these ten things He has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish wher He will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and cry forever and ever until the end of time .... but He loves you .. He loves you soooo much ... and He needs MONEY!

2007-10-09 12:24:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 8 0

Not the rest but I do see proof of god in a double vodka. 86 proof to be precise.

2007-10-09 12:23:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Ah, the 3 most beautiful words in the English language: "on the house"

*guzzles*

2007-10-09 12:29:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

They'll all absolutely wonderful and awe inspiring. But all the product of randomness. Except the vodka, which is man's inspiration!

2007-10-09 12:24:07 · answer #5 · answered by Pedantic Scorpion 3 · 2 1

The evidence of an imaginary thing is only in the mind itself.

2007-10-09 12:24:04 · answer #6 · answered by primary_chem 4 · 6 0

Romans 1:20 (New International Version)
New International Version (NIV)
Copyright © 1973, 1978, 1984 by International Bible Society


20For since the creation of the world God's invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature—have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that men are without excuse.


Notice the LAST 6 WORDS!

2007-10-09 12:28:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 7

we need to start an oyster buffet to go with the R&S bar...

2007-10-09 12:34:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

No clean water, no clean air, no teeth.
I see no proof.

I am sipping Everclear and lemon.

2007-10-09 12:25:58 · answer #9 · answered by Y!A-FOOL 5 · 3 0

I dont see proof of anything, but ill take that drink tho, "here, here!"

2007-10-09 12:25:57 · answer #10 · answered by Priest of Anubis 4 · 2 0

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