2007-10-09 05:16:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So there is a blond and a brunette and they want to rob a bank. The brunette tells the blond to go in and she asks her if she remembered the plan. The blonde said yes and ran in.
After a few minutes, the blonde ran out with a safe that was tied and 2 guards with their pants around their ankles ran after her. The brunette said "What are you doing! I told you to blow the safe and tie the guards!"
The blonde said "Ohh... I thought you said tie the safe and blow the guards."
2007-10-10 04:49:01 · answer #1 · answered by Alexiolim 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I have many. Here is one.
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you, the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also.
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer an swered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place............ The grass is almost a foot high."
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Hope you enjoyed the lawyer joke
2007-10-09 05:30:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard this on a comedy special done by Kyle Cease. "Why is it whenever you go to a coffee shop they have some weird language of calling everything to the back. You can go in there and be like, Hi I want one iced-mocha-latte-blended-fun. And then the lady behind the counter's like, "Bleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! (as in the sound of a dinosaur).........Anything else?"
2007-10-09 05:29:05 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken!
My 9 year old son thought this one up.
2007-10-09 05:24:45 · answer #4 · answered by Theresa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Hohoho.
2007-10-09 05:21:50 · answer #5 · answered by MyOhMy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
marry made her husband a millionair,before marriage he was a billionair
/"why are you mopping up the spilled coffee with cake"teacher asked marry" it is a sponge cake teacher"
2007-10-09 05:41:09 · answer #6 · answered by madhavan n 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋