2007-10-09 04:10:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
heck yeah..he would just say "bear stand down" and the bear would be all zombie and stuff and he would be-friend the bear and they would hang for a while, until jesus gets annoyed because they bear keeps eating all his food and won't clean up after himself...and then jesus would take the chain saw and pawn it to make up on the lost rent since the bear has been living their and they would break up the friendship and not be friend anymore and the bear would talk **** about Jesus and say how he never liked him to begin with and how judgemental Jesus was..and jesus would say what a lazy slob the bear was and they would go years without talking until one night they end up at a party together and get really drunk and then start telling each other how much they really loved each other and how they should never fight again....
2007-10-09 04:14:58 · answer #1 · answered by Starry Pluto ॐ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
First of all Jesus wouldn't fight with ur so called grizzly bear armed with a chain saw.
Jesus instead of fighting would rather take interest in stopping smone from fighting.
2007-10-09 04:23:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course he would!
A grizzly bear couldn't figure out how to work a chainsaw, silly!
2007-10-09 04:13:21 · answer #3 · answered by Courtney 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes but it wouldnt be a "fight", He would say peace be still, and the bear would drop the chainsaw and Jesus would pet him and tell him what a good homicidal bear he is!!!
2007-10-09 04:13:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A grizzly bear with a chainsaw? Now that's what I call a killing machine!
2007-10-09 04:13:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Grizzly bear!
2007-10-09 04:17:53 · answer #6 · answered by I am the Badger Princess. 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hang on a minute, who has the chainsaw ?
the bear or Jesus?
2007-10-09 04:12:40 · answer #7 · answered by HP 5 · 7⤊ 1⤋
What would a grizzly bear do with a chain saw? Inquiring minds want to know.
2007-10-09 04:12:46 · answer #8 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
The bear would win. He has long claws and sharp teeth and very strong. The warriors have no defense at all if they can't use weapons.
2016-05-19 22:46:53 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course he would!! Jesus would have a much larger chainsaw!! :)
2007-10-09 04:15:41 · answer #10 · answered by omorris1978 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋