Don't you realize that he created you and everything around you?
He also fathered Jesus. All available proof leads to the conclusion that the FSM was Jesus's father. People who disagree do so based on faith, not proof.
Can you prove that Jesus was not the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? If so, these guys will give you 1 million dollars.
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2007-10-09 02:42:20 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
RAmen brother.
May his meaty balls bless you.
2007-10-09 02:46:32 · answer #1 · answered by JerseyRick 6 · 9⤊ 3⤋
I let my friend borrow my favorite dress and she spilled spaghetti sauce on it. Now there's a huge stain. I've been bitter ever since. So my heart is closed to the FSM, and I am a lost cause. Sorry.
2007-10-09 09:46:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋
What's Jesus got to do with the FSM? Two different faith-based options. I'm still waiting for the chocolate fountain. Damn these patriarchal religions.
2007-10-09 09:46:01 · answer #3 · answered by merrybodner 6 · 3⤊ 4⤋
Proverbs 1:22 -- How long, O naive ones, will you love being simple-minded? And scoffers delight themselves in scoffing, And fools hate knowledge?
2007-10-09 10:41:39 · answer #4 · answered by kaz716 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Actually, religion and anything related to it are all based on Faith, you must read about other religions as islam [ i'm proud to be a muslim and i like it] cuz we simply understand and believe anthing God Tell us in the HOly Qur'an, and we don't need stupid proof.
2007-10-09 09:57:25 · answer #5 · answered by yamani 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
It's true I read it in the Great Book of Tomato Based Blessings.
2007-10-09 09:52:42 · answer #6 · answered by deztructshun 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
RAmen!
Praise His Noodly Appendage! Sauce Be Upon Us!
2007-10-09 09:46:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 3⤋
Which one of his wonderful noodley appendages was used to perform the insemination? Is it considered a highly specialized strand of pasta?
I believe. RAmen.
2007-10-09 09:56:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Thank you for some humor in an otherwise WAY too serious category!
2007-10-09 09:52:15 · answer #9 · answered by AKA FrogButt 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I feel pity for those who have not accepted his noodly appendage into their hearts for they, according to scripture, will be forcefully and painfully thrust through the everlasting pasta strainer for all eternity. FSM loves all, but he does not tolerate disobedience and he is swift to anger..... but sometimes he's not..... but for the most part he is..... and he'll send you to the boiling afterlife for not obeying his wishes.... but he won't be sending you... you'll be sending yourself because you choose not to believe in his noodly goodness!
2007-10-09 09:52:28 · answer #10 · answered by DaveFrehley 3 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Can you prove Jesus was the son of the FSM.
It is a known fact that the FSM is a made up religion in order to prove how stupid others are.
However, you can make anything look stupid if it flies and is made of spaghetti.
2007-10-09 09:49:04 · answer #11 · answered by Monkeymoo 2 · 2⤊ 8⤋