2007-10-09 02:01:59 · 8 answers · asked by Everything happens for a reason 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you see a crocodile, don't forget to scream!!
2007-10-09 02:04:39 · answer #1 · answered by Sal*UK 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Row Row Row your boat, quickly before the water drys up!
2007-10-09 09:31:23 · answer #2 · answered by VanFiyai 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Cuban national anthem: Row, Row, Row your boat
2007-10-09 09:35:43 · answer #3 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star. I wanted to know if there are any lines to row row......down the stream.
better if u quit while u'r a head.......one teaser/ cheeser...........
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son anyway and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar and tearfully tells his son he is proud of him. Dad orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Swoooop! Two arms pops out. The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole affair. By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Swoooop! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left....then to the right.... right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says, "That boy should have quit while he was a head."
2007-10-09 09:33:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
row row row the boat. the captain wants to go water skiing
2007-10-09 09:08:04 · answer #5 · answered by boris the spider 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A kids' song where they clap and sing:
"A sailor went to sea,sea,sea
To see what he could see,see,see,
But all that he could see,see,see,
Was the bottom of the deep blue sea,sea,sea."
2007-10-09 09:05:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
only one i can remember is "if you see a crocodile, don't forget to scream"
2007-10-09 09:05:31 · answer #7 · answered by sirdunny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
watch ur trip
2007-10-09 09:05:28 · answer #8 · answered by juciylucy87 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋