I liked waterpolo
but I always
wanted to
be a synchronised swimmer
Upside down
twirling my legs
in the air
is not easy for a beginner
but I got in the pool
and I practiced
my drills
and I pinched
my nose
but I looked like a fool
How can I
do it
win it
not screw it
why can't men do it?
Right from the beginning
this synchronised swimming
is really just bringing
me pain
from the grinning.
How do they do it?
muscles twisted
expressions vivid
oxegen depleted
this one piece
is squashing
my jewels.
2007-10-09 01:03:54 · 11 answers · asked by Icy Gazpacho 6 in Sports ➔ Water Sports
The duplicity of
synchronicity
lies in the ebb and
flow
physique and
ballet
aquatically
play
hand to hand
and toe
to
toe
graceful and
true
lithely and
rhythm
accept,
concept,
percept
dynamism
man to man
mate
to
mate
a new
sport
for a
spate
If a path be
not
shown
we......
blaze the
trail
on our......
own.....
;)
2007-10-09 08:00:34 · answer #1 · answered by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
the idea of synchronized swimming came from the old movies in the 1950 that featured Esther Williams who probably would have been an exceptional Olympian had it not been for WWII.
However Germany had something similar called floating competitions long before, They kind of looked like sky-diving exhibitions but just in the pool. Add all of that together with the grace of Ballet and Bingo Synchronized swimming.
Guys just wanna be down at the observation window just below water level.
2007-10-10 12:16:19 · answer #2 · answered by Slinky Redfoot 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know what? I'd love to see a Men's synchronized swim team?
Are you all gonna wear the Darth Cheney masks instead of the swimcaps?
Let's see, the ideal team would have
Darth Cheney (with the mask, of course)
Run James Run
Icy Gazpacho
Jack (when he comes down from his sinus med high)
Bonsai Bobby (with that awesome hairdo of his, bummer, he'd have to cover it up)
Uncle (our lovable gorrilla whose name escapes me at the moment)
My liberated female self who is secure in her femininity is very excited at the EEOC possibilities!!
2007-10-09 14:11:52 · answer #3 · answered by Searcher 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I also wondered why too it would be a cool sport, if you have a team happening or looking for guys to start one for training I'd give it a go.
2007-10-09 03:40:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Jack has been on a team for some time, so rumor has it. Don't cry, Gaz. He did not tell me either. I had to have it thrown in my face while cruising utubes of well......um...men.
2007-10-09 04:34:43 · answer #5 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
daimmmm i'd buy a ticket to see jack and icy in synchronous natatory choreography.
2007-10-09 08:13:26 · answer #6 · answered by joe the man 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm still working on synchronized walking.
2007-10-09 13:59:42 · answer #7 · answered by Semp-listic! 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Who would want to watch a bunch of men in speedo's stick their hairy legs in the air?
2007-10-09 12:19:30 · answer #8 · answered by denny m 2 · 3⤊ 4⤋
why are there no male cheerleaders? men instead of women cheering squad in NBA?
2007-10-09 01:08:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Wrong question!
I suggest
"Why do women do it?"
2007-10-09 04:15:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋