A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain. As it was still early, she decided to go to the party. Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun watching him to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him. As a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had sex. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and she asked how the party was. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a really good time!"
2007-10-09 00:10:38 · 28 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOLOL Another of those gems
2007-10-09 14:18:30 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When You party till your hair smells like smoke, you have no idea where the clothes You're wearing came from, and You don't know how on earth it got to be three days later, that's a party. I lived in an apt when I was younger with my best friend who was a drug dealer at that time. I remember dozens and dozens of wild roaring drunk and stoned parties where I didn't have a clue who 80% of the people at it were, needless to say the furniture didn't thrive in that environment. I don't know whether the last straw for me was the idiot that thought pouring a bottle of vodka into the aquarium was a really good idea cause the "fish need to get lit too", or the idiot I caught feeling my unconscious fiancee up, a scene quite reminiscent of Jesus clearing the Pharisees out of the temple ensued after that one, I know that. Anyway Zacho, You have fun, but for Me, I'm kinda glad that's all over. I'd say Party by Boston. BA: Geeze, it'd be an awful long list. **PJ, Amen to Your amen, brother
2016-04-07 22:58:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent I only wish I could give you 10 star instead of 1
2007-10-09 02:45:14 · answer #3 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
2007-10-09 01:22:15 · answer #4 · answered by krystal_engel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooops...lol
2007-10-09 06:50:27 · answer #5 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-10-09 00:19:27 · answer #6 · answered by stephen l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good pmsl 10/10 x
2007-10-09 00:33:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-09 13:03:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HeHeHe
2007-10-09 00:15:11 · answer #9 · answered by Morganna 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao good one, thx for the laugh
starred
2007-10-09 02:12:11 · answer #10 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋