and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.
'Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!' he exclaimed.
The old man looked off in the distance without answering.
'Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?' he asked again.
The old man slowly looked down between his legs then back at him and said,
'Well... Last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck.
'This is your grandma's idea
ps did you hear about this
Last night, President Bush had dinner with a group of Muslims at the White House and he quoted the prophet Mohammed. There was an awkward moment when Bush referred to Mohammed as “the greatest boxer of all time.”
2007-10-08 20:27:30 · 4 answers · asked by kissmtbutt 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha cute both
2007-10-08 21:30:05 · answer #1 · answered by Gina B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked that mohammed joke
2007-10-09 03:31:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
hahah funny
2007-10-09 03:57:56 · answer #3 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go to hell.
2007-10-09 03:55:29 · answer #4 · answered by Sharp Shooter 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋