Tell him his that his voice has changed but his breath is still the same.
2007-10-08 20:23:44
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answered by Anonymous
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Take it up to your boss/supervisor to handle it. Ask your boss if you can sit somewhere else away from (guy who farts).
Tell your boss that (guy who farts) farting gives you headaches and makes you less productive at work thats why you want to move.
Also, you can buy him Gas X and put it on his desk! LOL. Maybe you can write the over the counter drug as a business expense.
2007-10-09 03:28:07
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answered by Anonymous
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The next time he farts try over-reacting, like fainting on the floor while having a convulsion... or holding your neck like you're suffocating or dying... or walk out of the room without saying a word.
2007-10-09 03:43:00
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answered by Anonymous
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Get a can of air freshener in some really girly scent and bomb him with it every time he farts.
2007-10-09 03:36:28
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answered by barbara 7
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Present him with a bottle cork with instructions how he should use it! Make the presentation in front of all the co-workers!!!
2007-10-09 06:48:46
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answered by Anonymous
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if it bothers you, make a scene about it, next time he farts, and ask to move away from him.
that will constrict his anal muscles.
2007-10-09 03:34:31
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answered by Anonymous
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I would say "You're disgusting. I'm so ashamed I'm sitting near you."
2007-10-09 03:24:27
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answered by Shanu 3
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