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Tell me a really geeky math joke.

2007-10-08 19:53:27 · 7 answers · asked by thisismyscreenname 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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The first college graduate from a really small town was expected at the train station. A crowd gathered to welcome him.

The train arrived & the crowd cheered as he got off the train. Someone shouted "Tell us something you learned in college!"

The young man replied "(Pi)r squared."

A hush fell over the audience & someone whispered "No, pie are round."

2007-10-08 19:58:48 · answer #1 · answered by Treadstone 7 · 1 0

It's from an episode of the Simpsons when Lionel Hutz questions Apu during a trial:

Hutz: Now Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon, if that is your real name. Have you ever forgotten anything?
Apu: No. In fact, I can recite pi to 40,000 places. The last digit is one!
Homer: Mmmm… pie.

:P

2007-10-08 20:09:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

1+1 = 2 XD

2007-10-08 19:56:38 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

There are 10 types of people in the world.

Those who understand binary and those who don't.

2007-10-08 20:09:46 · answer #4 · answered by Rob K 6 · 2 0

Knock knock?

Who's there?

One

One who?

One plus one equals two!

2007-10-08 19:57:10 · answer #5 · answered by Ashley S 3 · 0 0

HAHAHAHAHA. I LOVE THAT JOKE ABOVE THIS.

2007-10-08 20:06:50 · answer #6 · answered by Rizzeich 1 · 0 0

if two is company and three is a crowd......what is one????

2007-10-08 19:56:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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