Before my journey to Hell, should I roll myself in buttermilk and the Colonels Secret Spices?

Question

I mean, I want to be prepared for the next level.

Answer 1

Nah...the Colonels Secret Spices don't taste too good burnt. Try a honey, paprika and whole grain mustard glaze. It caramelises as it roasts and tastes pretty darn good on a pork roast. For human roast you need to add more paprika though ;P

Answer 2

Yes good old Rumi if only we could all be like him! difficult to sum him up in a few words but a Japanese Buddhist philosopher "Dogen" said To study Buddhism is to study the Self. To study the Self is to forget the Self and To forget the Self is to be enlightened by the Ten Thousand Things." Love is like "Forgetting the self" If you put yourself to one side, then everything else becomes more important than you, and you end up being taught By "all things" Be well

Answer 3

I'm pretty sure you have to get the colonels permission. but by all means, roll away.

Answer 4

Before beginning my journey into Hell, I found it most useful to coat myself in gasoline...it really intensifies the sensations of your skin burning from the flames...I like crispy.






JayKay! Love you!

Answer 5

Before you go to heaven you should bring a book- eternal paradise WILL get boring.

Answer 6

just go to hell and meet satan. informed him that your favorite food is roasted goat. the next level? he'll send you to heaven.

Answer 7

:D - I'm going to hell, but I'm vegetarian, I bet there's gonna be a lot of vegetarians in hell - so...it might not be worth it.

Answer 8

I'll take white meat.

Answer 9

i doubt u will b laughing when u get there

Answer 10

If your a chicken.