that were stranded on an island after their boat capsized.
Shortly thereafter, they were kidnapped by some cannibals who informed them that they were going to kill them all, eat them for supper, and use their skin for their canoes. They gave each man the choice of how he wanted to die.
The Englishman chose to die by sword. They handed him an a sword which he held overhead shouting "Hail the Queen!" and then stabbed himself and died.
The Frenchman chose to die by revolver. They handed him his weapon and he shot himself after shouting, "Viva la France!"
Finally, they ask the American and he requests a fork.
A fork? They are all puzzled, but sticking to their promise find him a fork.
The American grabs the fork and begins to stab himself everywhere furiously ... shouting ...
"D*mn you canoes!!!!"
=)
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2007-10-08 17:57:09 · 7 answers · asked by ? 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Uh .. that was "your" canoes .. sorry ~ it's those lightning quick fingers! lol
2007-10-08 17:58:31 · update #1
LOL
I like very much!!!
Thank you for the laugh!
Peace.
2007-10-09 01:29:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Guess me not being French, I didn't consider surrendering after I was given a gun. I would've busted a a cap or two at them and said "try and take me suckers!"
2007-10-08 19:09:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not heard that one before very goooooood
2007-10-08 18:53:27 · answer #3 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty funny never heard that one before
2007-10-08 18:05:03 · answer #4 · answered by justyy13 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thahahahahaha.....good one!!
2007-10-08 18:01:39 · answer #5 · answered by minerhea 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-08 18:07:36 · answer #6 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
took a sec but i got it . good one. thanks
2007-10-08 18:06:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋