Little Billy was doing very badly in math. His mother had tried everything. Finally, in a last-ditch effort, she took him and enrolled him in a local private school.
After the first day, Billy came home with a very serious look on his face. he didn't even say hello. He went straight to his room and hit the books. His mother was amazed. She called him to dinner and to her shock, the minute he finished, he marched straight back to his room and continued studying. This went on day after day with no explaination.
Finally, Billy brought home his report card. He quietly handed it to his mother and went to study. To her joy, Billy got an A in math! Now she could no longer hold back her curiousity and went to her son's room.
"I must know, Was it the nuns?" she asked.
Billy looked at her and shook his head, no.
"The books? the discipline?" she asked.
Little Billy looked at her and said "On the first day, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around."
2007-10-08 17:01:10 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Looks like he got math religion!!!
2007-10-08 17:58:20 · answer #1 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Interesting joke. The ending of it surprised me a little, but brought a smile to my face as I understood what the child was talking about.
2007-10-09 19:26:32 · answer #2 · answered by bensangel82 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
at first i thought the nuns had just nailed one of their kids to a plus sign...but then i got it! lol that was funny.
2007-10-09 00:10:56 · answer #3 · answered by soggy waffles!!! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-09 00:15:00 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ive heard that book in a different format i love it!
2007-10-09 00:26:10 · answer #5 · answered by Taking Back A Fire Inside 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats cute
2007-10-09 01:00:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-09 00:11:20 · answer #7 · answered by Emtie El © 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So funny- good one.
2007-10-09 12:22:16 · answer #8 · answered by C. K 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha nice
2007-10-09 00:19:16 · answer #9 · answered by myriah k 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute have a star.
2007-10-09 00:30:35 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Fancy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋