We live in a middle class suburb. The crime rate is very low... Yet ... we wake up and our inflatables are gone. Kiddies are upset too. Any ideas?
2007-10-08 16:59:27 · 16 answers · asked by Chrissy 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
dunno -- damn sex maniacs all over the place.
(I had a doll once. when she blew up, we both were deflated)
2007-10-08 17:08:02 · answer #1 · answered by jay ess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Airborn inflatables as in for the pool, decorations?
Is there a fence around the property?
Many questions come into factor at first.
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2007-10-08 17:45:52 · answer #2 · answered by Sarge 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Video camera running overnight to catch the perps,,,maybe, a outrageously loud and obnoxious alarm attached to them to scare the fritos out of them when they try to obscond with your inflatables...just a thought. I like the guard dog angle, too.
2007-10-08 17:13:06 · answer #3 · answered by nuts4tv 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hire a sniper
or
buy some cheap inflatables to be sacrificed. put your good ones away, but leave the cheap ones out, coat them with a poison that absorbs quickly through the skin, wear suitable gloves to protect yourself when handling
or
well...you get the idea
2007-10-08 17:01:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good. They're tacky. And everyone has the same one. Try not being such a sheeple and do something unique, like everybody else.
2007-10-09 02:29:36 · answer #5 · answered by The Cold Hard Truth 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Electrified fencing. Gun turrets. No fly zone within 100 miles of your house. Reinforced concrete bomb shelter.
2007-10-08 17:03:17 · answer #6 · answered by americababy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Run a string through them to tie them down
2007-10-08 17:05:50 · answer #7 · answered by maybees 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Landmines are a pretty good deterrent. A good dog, though, wouldn't be as messy.
2007-10-08 17:02:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about a motion sensitive lighting system?
2007-10-08 18:35:46 · answer #9 · answered by 911 Gear 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
typical middle class suburb
Cheers
2007-10-08 17:23:41 · answer #10 · answered by james b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lock them in a shed, get a pivacy fence, take them inside, maybe even hide them under you porch if you have one
2007-10-08 17:03:11 · answer #11 · answered by Frozen Waffle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋