A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble
with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry,
what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade.
I think I should be in the 3rd grade"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the
principal's office.
The teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a
test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he
was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She
agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained
to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9."
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36."
And so it went with every question the principal
thought a 3rd grader should know.
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some
questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I
have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I
do not have?"
The principal wondered why would she ask such a
question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps
into?"
Harry: "Pants."
Ms Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is
hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish
liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he
could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman
does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in
'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?
"Harry: "Firetruck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last
seven questions wrong....... "
2007-10-08 16:56:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i was thinking what the principal was!
2007-10-08 17:07:18 · answer #1 · answered by soggy waffles!!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, Laugh out loud
2007-10-09 00:04:47 · answer #2 · answered by Israel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-09 00:25:47 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was the greatest joke I have ever heard
2007-10-09 00:01:57 · answer #4 · answered by missymae 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie, but such a Goldie!!!
2007-10-09 00:00:56 · answer #5 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever! I haven't seen that one before!
2007-10-09 00:33:27 · answer #6 · answered by greythound crazy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! oldie goldie. brings out the perv in all of us.
2007-10-09 00:06:16 · answer #7 · answered by Chief of sinners 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is long, but hella funny. good joke...i like when jokes make me laugh...
2007-10-09 00:00:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh sh!t i got the last seven questions wrong too.
2007-10-09 00:36:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah that is a great joke, but wow that was quite a perverted joke...but major props for laughsssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-10-09 00:35:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋