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A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon hearing this, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. She even had someone change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

She was released from the hospital but while crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by a car.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years?! Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that car?"

God Replied,"I didn't recognize you."

2007-10-08 16:30:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

now that was good

2007-10-08 18:38:38 · answer #1 · answered by rob go dale jr 3 · 0 0

Hi Heidi Good as always.
take care

2007-10-08 23:03:31 · answer #2 · answered by Sorry deleted 4 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-10-08 17:23:04 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

ha ha

2007-10-08 16:36:23 · answer #4 · answered by nick k 3 · 0 0

Love that!

2007-10-08 16:39:35 · answer #5 · answered by ANewLife 6 · 0 0

that's kinda cute. have a star.

2007-10-08 17:29:20 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Fancy♥ 7 · 0 0

that is way too funny.

2007-10-08 16:45:40 · answer #7 · answered by serenity 1 · 0 0

haha thats funny!!!!!

2007-10-08 16:51:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

nice !

2007-10-08 17:15:01 · answer #9 · answered by nikkiebushnell 3 · 0 0

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