man:hello can I bye some bird seeds
lady:do you have a bird. may I see it.
man: yes,but it's at home.
lady:sorry no bird no buy.
then he went back to the store the next day.
Man: hello can i have some alligator food
lady:oh you have an alligator may I see it.
man: Yes but its at home
lady: sorry no alligator no buy.
the next day he went back.
lady: what's in the bag?
man:why don't you put your hand inside?
lady:hmm its stiff and ouch ,roar
2007-10-08 15:41:18 · 13 answers · asked by john n 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It has the alligator and the bird inside but the bird died and the alligator ate the laddys arm off and I forgote one more thing the lady had touchedsomething soft and mois and then the guy said he needed toilet paper.
2007-10-08 15:56:57 · update #1
I don't get it.
2007-10-08 15:45:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
version i got other day...
An old lady walked into a Grocery Store.
She wanted to buy the best dog food in the world for her little puppy.
She went up to the cash register to buy the food.
The saleslady told her that the store did not allow old ladies to buy animal food unless they show the actual animal because a lot of old ladies like to eat the animal food themselves.
So, the old lady went home, got her dog and went back to the store to buy her dog food.
The next day she came back to buy the best cat food around.
But the Sales lady told her the same thing, so the old lady went back home and brought her cat to the Grocery Store to buy the cat food.
The next day the old lady went to the Grocery Store again carrying a big container.
She went up to the the sales lady and said, " Put your hand inside here "..
The Saleslady shook her head. " NO " , she said, " there is probably something in there that will bite me! " ..
"I promise you there is nothing in here that will bite you," the old lady said.
So the Saleslady stuck her hand inside the container and screamed.
now push alt 8 to find out what was in the container
jack sh!t happens....sh!t was in the container
2007-10-08 16:15:26 · answer #2 · answered by Jay Argentina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when the man went the shop the frist and 2 time he did not get the food cos h did not have the pets with him ,so when he goes back the 3 time he is ready for it and put the pet in the bag and when he got asked where is the pet they feel in the bag and they lose a hand
2007-10-08 15:55:31 · answer #3 · answered by suzywong 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
47
2007-10-08 19:44:02 · answer #4 · answered by sibund 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it but the additional information was a little confusing!
2007-10-08 16:10:03 · answer #5 · answered by LCM93 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
John, that ones been around here some days ago...
2007-10-08 19:52:32 · answer #6 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it...
What's supposed to be in the bag?
2007-10-08 15:47:14 · answer #7 · answered by Dwain A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so... whats in the bag?
2007-10-08 15:55:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
porcupine
2007-10-08 15:59:39 · answer #9 · answered by penguin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's cross
2007-10-08 15:59:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋