A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the kid.
"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''
''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
2007-10-08 15:33:10 · 11 answers · asked by m2united 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny! Good one! 10!
2007-10-08 15:36:53 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that more as a Little Johnny joke, but it's still funny
2007-10-08 19:53:31 · answer #2 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh, That's funny!!
2007-10-08 15:45:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious way to go!!!!! I love it! <3
2007-10-08 16:08:19 · answer #4 · answered by LCM93 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, I haven't heard that one before. Well done.
:)
2007-10-08 15:37:28 · answer #5 · answered by hotpinkrat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
Niiiice :D
2007-10-08 15:38:33 · answer #6 · answered by : ] 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
luvv that joke..u r amazing at writing jokes!
2007-10-10 10:00:54 · answer #7 · answered by (; 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-10-11 12:11:37 · answer #8 · answered by x 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahaha
thats HILARIOUS!!
well done
2007-10-08 15:56:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ! that is adorable, and funny ! lol !
2007-10-08 17:28:39 · answer #10 · answered by nikkiebushnell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋