A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now
class, I won' t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness,
or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses
whatsoever!'
A smart-*** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What
would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter
sexual exhaustion?' The entire class is reduced to laughter and
snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at
the student, shakes her head and sweetly says.
Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.
2007-10-08 15:31:24 · 5 answers · asked by KC_Killer 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahaha!!!
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A star for you! : ]
2007-10-08 15:36:45 · answer #1 · answered by : ] 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-08 21:07:21 · answer #2 · answered by quintero 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-08 15:34:46 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It was only funny the 1st time I heard it. Not so much now. : (
2007-10-08 15:36:32 · answer #4 · answered by DoLz 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny. never heard it before.
2007-10-08 15:38:01 · answer #5 · answered by My Name Is Ken 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋