A couple that was married for 20 years always made love with the lights off.
Well, after 20 years, the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned the lights on.
She looked down... and saw that her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device -- a vibrator -- softer and larger than a real penis.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy... if you explain the kids."
2007-10-08 15:23:03 · 34 answers · asked by m2united 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-08 15:25:24 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the funniest joke I have heard in a really long time. You get a star. Thank you so much for making me laugh!
2007-10-11 03:11:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man! that is really messed up.
good joke and funny.
I needed a laugh, thanks.
:D
2007-10-08 15:28:22 · answer #3 · answered by Ashton Shayla 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard this before, it's very funny. I think it's cute, I'll have to remember it so I can have new material next time I go to meet friends. Thanks
2007-10-08 15:27:46 · answer #4 · answered by Peach 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! loved this one ! Im gonna tell it to my friends!
2007-10-08 15:27:20 · answer #5 · answered by leah j 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is an old story, not very exciting.
2007-10-08 15:27:53 · answer #6 · answered by jillybilly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didn't see it coming, it's very funny but it's a mess up. a star for you. keep em coming!
2007-10-08 15:34:12 · answer #7 · answered by malen316 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one have a star
2007-10-08 15:30:13 · answer #8 · answered by suzywong 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice ! lol. smart dude
2007-10-08 17:34:43 · answer #9 · answered by nikkiebushnell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAH wowww my friends will definatly hear that onee
2007-10-08 15:57:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋