Mormon "Magic Underpants" Explained...?

Question

Why do you have a problem with this?

In the Old Testiment, YES THE BIBLE, Adam and Eve were covered in Coats of Skins to cover their nakedness when they were cast out of The Garden of Eden.
Our "Magic Underpants" as you people so insultingly call it represent that coat of skins given to Adam and Eve.

The Marks:
During the time of Moses, the Children of Israel were instructed to "MARK" the door and lintle of their house and the Distroyer would Passover them.

Therefore, this clothing is "Marked" in like manner as our body is the house of our Spirit. This is done Indicating to the Distroyer, to Passover this person.

THESE THINGS ARE BIBLICAL. PERIOD!

Trouble us NO MORE with your outragous questions and accusations.

Furthermore, any one of you who mocks this thing hereafter shall be visited upon by the selfsame distroyer as visited the Israelites in Egypt in the ancient days. This I commit upon each of you and dust my shoes at you. That you will never again mock us.

Capt Galactic,

Whether or not they listen is not the point.
This is to expose the ignorance of those who claim we don't believe in the bible.

I had a phone call about people going nuts over this.

Good.

If nothing else a few of you have had to look at yourselves and see how truly bigoted, uneducated and ignorant you are.

Answer 1

Unfortunately, there is quite a lot of interest in the things that we LDS do, especially if it borders on the perception of others as being somewhat strange.

Those who mock have not yet been touched by the Holy Ghost, and therefore know no better.

Those who know, and have had their eyes opened, are the same who now stand in need of repentance.