jokes about how logically inconstant and flawed fundamentalist christians are in their thinking?
or jokes about how twisted and neurotic they have to be deep down, to keep waking up every day, continuing to smile along with an oppressive, judgmental and bigoted world view?
2007-10-08 14:18:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I don't think either is funny. I have known and lived with christians and I have found them to be profoundly troubled and conflicted people. It is sad. Religion destroys the love between people.
2007-10-08 14:23:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
A Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist
There was a Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist. Every day, when the lady prayed, the atheist guy could hear her. He thought to himself, "She sure is crazy, praying all the time like that. Doesn't she know there isn't a God?"
Many times while she was praying, he would go to her house and harass her, saying "Lady, why do you pray all the time? Don't you know there is no God?" But she kept on praying.
One day, she ran out of groceries. As usual, she was praying to the Lord explaining her situation and thanking Him for what He was gonna do. As usual, the atheist heard her praying and thought to himself, "Humph! I'll fix her."
He went to the grocery store, bought a whole bunch of groceries, took them to her house, dropped them off on the front porch, rang the door bell and then hid in the bushes to see what she would do. When she opened the door and saw the groceries, she began to praise the Lord with all her heart, jumping, singing and shouting everywhere! The atheist then jumped out of the bushes and told her, "You ol' crazy lady, God didn't buy you those groceries, I bought those groceries!" At hearing this, she broke out and started running down the street, shouting and praising the Lord.
When he finally caught her, he asked what her problem was. She said, "I knew the Lord would provide me with some groceries, but I didn't know he was gonna make the devil pay for them!"
2007-10-08 14:24:27 · answer #2 · answered by Near of DN 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Any joke at the expense of another is in poor taste. I would consider it the same as a racist or sexist slur. There are many other things in this world to find joy in. There is never a good reason to hurt others.
2007-10-08 14:39:08 · answer #3 · answered by islandsigncompany 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Probably the first, since jokes usually do involve a twist in logic anyway.
The second is more sad... and downright scary considering how many of them are in government.
2007-10-08 14:39:06 · answer #4 · answered by K 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So what had christians done to you for you to make jokes at them both ways?
2007-10-08 14:22:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this joke i saw on telemundo: a young man on his family ranch spotted a beautiful woman on the adjacent ranch, They fell in love instantly and ran to each other, but they saw a barbed wire fence was between them. The young man, overcome with passion, jumped the fence and met the girl. She said, “I am Maria Corazon (Corazon is Spanish for heart), but you can call me Maria, for I left my heart back yonder when I first saw you.” The young man responds “ My name is Jaun Bolas (bolas is balls), but you can call me Juan, as I left my balls on that fence.”
2007-10-08 14:25:08 · answer #6 · answered by pinacoladasundae 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Actually, I think it is pretty funny that you qualified this question to be answered only by Atheists and others.
2007-10-08 14:22:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
xdude, you are cool of only becuse you are putting the blame where it belongs and not on christianity as a whole.
I would say it is a tie. They are both pretty funny.
2007-10-08 14:22:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Knock knock jokes
2007-10-08 14:24:49 · answer #9 · answered by Megegie 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What a mean-spirited post.
2007-10-08 14:25:40 · answer #10 · answered by pufferoo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋