Proverbs??

Question

Man who run in front of car,soon get tyred.
Man who run behind car,soon get exhausted.
Foolish man give wife grand piano.
Wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways, goin to bangkok.
Man with one chopstick,go hungry.
Man who scratch a.ss should not bite fingernail.
Man who eat prunes,get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right,war determine who is left.
Wife who put man in dog house,soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day,get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to make crib,but one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like hell,bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet,is high on pot.
Man who fish in other mans well,often catch crabs........

Answer 1

Man who 'fraid and run away... live to run another day.
It's better to have loved and lost... much better.

Answer 2

A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
Misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses.
Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.
One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him.
Man who streaks is unsuited for his work.
Girl who does everything under the sun gets everything sunburned.
Man who places head in sand will get kicked in the end.
Man who gets too big for his britches may get exposed in the end.
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who sinks into woman's arms soon will find arms in woman's sink.
All men eat, but Fu Man Chu.
Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent.
If you want pretty nurse, you must be patient.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Modern house without toilet uncanny.
Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion.

Answer 3

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!